December 2010
3 guys are in a cafe
one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!
another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!
the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!
second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!
last one...
I walk into class after break.
WE HAD HOMEWORK?
everyday
For Christmas
I want subwoofers implanted into your mattress and listen to dubstep while having sex on it.
Listen
before i take a test in school
i’m all confident because i think i got this like
then i get the test and i’m like
then i sit there looking around for someone to copy off of like
then i find some smart kid to copy off of so i’m all
but the bitchass usually covers their paper so i’m like
so then i just sit there and attempt to take this stupid test but it’s so hard so i’m like
and i just hand in my test and...
